Back To Index Adam Sandler"The Hypnotist" [typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? [Gary Phelps:] No, I haven't. I'm actually quite nervous, but I just, uh, I -- [Dr. Stewart:] All right, and you were referred to me by anyone...? [Gary Phelps:] To be honest with you, I saw your name in the Yellow Pages, and It said you're good at this stuff, so I just, I gotta give it a shot, just kick this whole cigarette thing... [Dr. Stewart:] So smoking is your problem? [Gary Phelps:] Yeah, I can't stop smoking and it's -- it's finally, like, affecting everything I do, I can't run, I can't play basketball and all that stuff like that, so I, I gotta give it up. [Dr. Stewart:] How long have you smoked, Gary? [Gary Phelps:] Uh, I started when I was eleven years old, and I just can't kick it, you know? [Dr. Stewart:] Yeah, right. [small, barely noticeable fart] All right, Gary, why don't you just have a seat here and sit down and just relax -- what I do is hypnosis. [Gary Phelps:] Right. [Dr. Stewart:] Basically I just want you to sit back and relax -- let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me. [bigger fart] [Gary Phelps: noticing fart sound] Uh... [Dr. Stewart:] That's it. [Gary Phelps:] O-kay.... [Dr. Stewart:] That's it. [Gary Phelps:] That was...o-kay... [Dr. Stewart:] All right? Okay. Gary, I want you to close your eyes, and I just want you to again relax and try to concentrate on nothing. Okay? That's it. Now I'm gonna count backwards from five to zero -- [Gary Phelps:] Right. [Dr. Stewart:] -- and I just want you to relax, and you're going to fall into a deep state of mind -- of subconsciousness -- you're very comfortable, I'll be counting back from five, I just want you to relax, and just think of nothing. [three farts in succession] [Gary Phelps:] Are you gonna keep doing that, or...? [Dr. Stewart:] Hmm? Just concentrate now. That's it. Close your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Okay. Now. We're very comfortable. Five [small fart], we're thinking of nothing except being comfortable and nothing's bothering us. Okay. When I say the word |
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